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August 2011

The roommate that’s been staying at my parent’s house is mad because I thought she was, you know, responsible and told my parents that she quit, and started talking to my mom about it. Turns out my mom didn’t know, and got mad because my roommate had lied to her about having work, and confronted her about it. Now my roommate is mad at me for just trying to have a conversation with my mother. I’m sorry you lied and got caught? It’s not like you talked to me about it, at all. I could have kept my mouth shut about it, you know, if you asked. It’s not like quitting your job was a big secret from anyone else. Don’t get mad at me because you’re paying for an apartment, and we let you stay at our house so you can get to your job, and then you quit that job and my parents want you to not live at our house anymore because you don’t have a job to commute to and have your own apartment to live in. Not my fault, not my problem.

Aug 21, 2011
Tonight will be SO FUN

My mom has wanted our basement cleaned for a while, so while my ‘roommate’ (who is supposed to be moving out) was at work today my sister and I decided to go all-out and clean the entire area of the usable basement (covered in mainly her stuff) during the day. We moved the couches, cleaned out from under them, vacuumed, cleaned my stuff off the computer desk, and my stuff in my room, and put all her stuff in the room she’s moving out of. Everything, no exceptions. My mom was insanely happy when she got home. My roommate just got home, and it seems like she taking this as an attack on her for moving her stuff out of the family room. My sister, my mother and I hung out down here for at least an hour for the first time in a long time because we all had room to comfortable sit and hang out and play games, and we put our shit away when we were done~ We just wanted a clean basement. I’m sorry her stuff was in the way and we carefully moved it all to her room, but really. It’s a family room. We wanted it back.

Aug 18, 2011
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True Romance

I think the best gift anyone who wanted to date me could give me is a companion cube. Seriously, what’s more romantic than a companion cube? It doesn’t have to be a professionally made one, it could even just be a box, and a block of wood, that you painted to resemble a companion cube, with the explanation of “I’m not good at these types of things, but I tried to make this companion cube, just for you”. My happiness meters would fly off the charts, and you, good person, would have just landed yourself a date.

Aug 8, 2011

I wish I could update tumblr via texting on my oldschool nointernetaccess phone

Aug 5, 2011
Never have I ever xD

 

Let’s play “Never Have I Ever”. Cross out all of the things that you have done. You might just see that there are people just like you out there.


Sexual

  • Never have I ever kissed a girl.
  • Never have I ever kissed a boy.
  • Never have I ever received/given a blowjob, hand job, eating out.
  • Never have I ever had sex.
  • Never have I ever fallen in love.
  • Never have I ever cheated on someone.
  • Never have I ever been cheated on.

Life

  • Never have I ever gotten into a fight.
  • Never have I ever done something illegal.
  • Never have I ever gotten wasted.
  • Never have I ever used an illegal drug.
  • Never have I ever snuck out.
  • Never have I ever stolen something.
  • Never have I ever vandalized something.
  • Never have I ever lost a family member due to death.
  • Never have I ever been in a life or death situation.
  • Never have I ever been arrested.
  • Never have I ever been fired from a job.

Emotions

  • Never have I ever been kept up at night due to guilt. 
  • Never have I ever laughed so hard I cried.
  • Never have I ever been abused physically.
  • Never have I ever cried myself to sleep.
  • Never have I ever wished that I was someone else.
  • Never have I ever wanted to kill myself.
  • Never have I ever tried to kill myself.
  • Never have I ever felt like an outcast.
  • Never have I ever wanted to do something just so I would fit in.

Friendships

  • Never have I ever ruined my friendship with someone.
  • Never have I ever had a friend leave me for other people.
  • Never have I ever been kicked out of a friend group.
  • Never have I ever wanted to fuck one of my friends.
  • Never have I ever been friendless.

School

  • Never have I ever failed a test.
  • Never have I ever cut class.
  • Never have I ever had to eat alone. 
  • Never have I ever failed a course.
  • Never have I ever been suspended.
  • Never have I ever received detention.
  • Never have I ever dropped out of school
Aug 4, 2011
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