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Reblogged from thisiscitylab
fishingboatproceeds:

theatlanticcities:

"Sure enough, home prices and rents closely tracked each other until around the year 2000. Then we get what literally looks like a bubble. And now the light blue line is suspiciously ticking upward again."
Read: How to Tell If We’re Really Entering Another Housing Bubble

I remember in 2006, my dad said to me, “The housing market really looks like a bubble,” and showed me a graph similar to this one (although obviously it ended in 2006). And I was like, “No way! I’m gonna buy a house!”
And my dad was like, “I’m pretty sure renting would be cheaper.”
And I was like, “I’m gonna buy a house with a LAWN that I CAN MOW MYSELF.”
And my dad was like, “You know, mowing the lawn actually kind of sucks, and also turf grass is an invasive plant species that—”
And I was like, “SUCK IT DAD I’M GETTING A HOUSE.

fishingboatproceeds:

theatlanticcities:

"Sure enough, home prices and rents closely tracked each other until around the year 2000. Then we get what literally looks like a bubble. And now the light blue line is suspiciously ticking upward again."

Read: How to Tell If We’re Really Entering Another Housing Bubble

I remember in 2006, my dad said to me, “The housing market really looks like a bubble,” and showed me a graph similar to this one (although obviously it ended in 2006). And I was like, “No way! I’m gonna buy a house!”

And my dad was like, “I’m pretty sure renting would be cheaper.”

And I was like, “I’m gonna buy a house with a LAWN that I CAN MOW MYSELF.”

And my dad was like, “You know, mowing the lawn actually kind of sucks, and also turf grass is an invasive plant species that—”

And I was like, “SUCK IT DAD I’M GETTING A HOUSE.

(Source: thisiscitylab)

Reblogged from mr-robert-gray

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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(Source: mr-robert-gray, via damarshen)

Reblogged from colorfulgradients
colorfulgradients:

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colorfulgradients:

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Reblogged from 6woofs

6woofs:

Well, I was GOING to go to bed…

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Reblogged from benjamin-strider
benjamin-strider:

stevehansell:

benjamin-strider:

benjamin-strider:

When people ask me what rape culture is, or try and tell me that it doesn’t exist, I’m going to show them this article. 

Reblogging again because important.

This article is disgusting!… What to do when your girlfriend or any woman says no to sex? The only answer: Stop!

The fact that this doesn’t have more notes scares me.

benjamin-strider:

stevehansell:

benjamin-strider:

benjamin-strider:

When people ask me what rape culture is, or try and tell me that it doesn’t exist, I’m going to show them this article. 

Reblogging again because important.

This article is disgusting!… What to do when your girlfriend or any woman says no to sex? The only answer: Stop!

The fact that this doesn’t have more notes scares me.

(via steve-bucky)

Reblogged from sociallychallengednerd

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

http://media.tumblr.com/9e0ccfbe05bb74b6c1070ff6c2a54558/tumblr_inline_mjwffvintM1qz4rgp.gif

wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

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Reblogged from tenghostdads

fuckleupagus:

yourroyalpenis:

gaezedkriel:

keylimepie:

accountant-in-a-can:

punkrockluna:

bubblegum-momoi-satsuki:

gouthesupermanager:

flameoflight:

well-metaphoricallyspeaking:

heruut:

i-aint-even-bovvered:

songofages:

Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F

I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?

You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.

Average American Grading Scale:
A+- 97-100
A - 94-96
A- - 90-93
B- 80-89
C- 70-79
D- 60-69
F- 59 and under

And in some places in America it goes by a 7 point scale, so it’d be
A - 100-93
B - 92-85
C - 84-78
D - 77-70
F - 69 and below

Now you understand why American kid’s feel like there’s no point to school. If you have a 100 question text, and get 79 of them correct, that’s a C. That mean’s your Average Intelligence on this particular subject. And it get’s even worse when you have only like… a 10 question quiz. If you get two wrong? that’s a B. 80 fucking %. Now tell me again why American school’s are easier? 

No wait but whats the grading system in other countries?

UK Grading Scale

100-70: A

69-60: B

59-50: C

49-40: D

Below 40: F

next time you try to tell americans that we’re stupid

i’m gonna remind you

that our “average” is your “A”

Yep I was shocked when I heard this in a different post but a Google search pulls up a ton of sites backing this up.
Shit son I woulda passed College Algebra with an A in the UK. And I spent the end of the semester in perpetual fear that I would fail and have to retake the class.

And basically as an American you’re expected to get 80 or higher. Technically 70s are considered ‘average’ but there is such a level of pressure to get a B or higher, that Cs have become equal to Ds. Basically anything under 60 you might as well gotten a 0, and anything between 60-80 is considered practically failing. So basically schools have to be designed to make sure majority of students are getting 80s or higher on specific topics, which means you’re spending all your time going over a few choice facts a billion times and there is very little room to teach anything else. Which explains why American schools are of such low quality. The insane demand on the students ends up wrecking their education. Not only do you not have time to teach them anything, but they end up hating learning. Even outside of school your life is dedicated to memorizing these few dumb facts because your homework ends up taking hours of your time. A teacher from one subject says they expect you to spend 2 hours every night on their homework. And if you’re studying 5 subjects and they all demand that 2 hours? Good fucking luck, because if you don’t have straight all 80s or higher you’re not getting into a good college and college degrees have somehow become the minimum requirement for getting jobs.

I spent most of my junior year of high school in a state of constant panic that I was going to get a C in Honors Physics much less fail the class. If I got a C on my report card, I was grounded until the next one. I lost count of the times I’d wake up at five in the morning to take the early bus to go in for zero hour before school actually started for the day

File this under the exact reason so many Americans detest going to school.

I will never not reblog this.

(Source: tenghostdads, via nyoom-bitches)

Reblogged from blackgirlsrpretty2

rockxxoutxxright:

fayedaniels:

blackgirlsrpretty2:

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “loosing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

a boner is not a medical condition. you are under no obligation to do anything.

(via nyoom-bitches)

Reblogged from victini
purple-elephants-everywhere:

emkaymlp:

evaunit:

but you’re made of ice

well if you walked into a cave made of human flesh you would be surprised too


Not really.

purple-elephants-everywhere:

emkaymlp:

evaunit:

but you’re made of ice

well if you walked into a cave made of human flesh you would be surprised too

Not really.

(Source: victini, via nyoom-bitches)

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Reblogged from halandmayftw

halandmayftw:

It’s very sad when a TV show that you used to love reaches the point where, instead of getting all excited and praising the writers and plots and characters for hours, the best thing you can honestly say when someone asks you about it is, “Well, hopefully they won’t fuck it up TOO badly…”

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Reblogged from gold-kushkloudz
fierrrrrrce:

IM SPEECHLESS

fierrrrrrce:

IM SPEECHLESS

(Source: gold-kushkloudz, via ribbonthing)